Bold as hell. Or smooth as Sunday. You pick a side.
Kyle and Jill couldn't agree on one house blend, so there are two. His House: bold, dark, no-nonsense. Her House: smooth, balanced, easy to drink. Both fully caffeinated, both roasted after you order.
From $23.95 a bag. Two bags ship free. Secure Shopify checkout.
- Bold As Hell
- Or Smooth As Sunday
- Roasted After You Order
- Family Owned
- Native American Owned
- 1 lb Resealable Bags
- 30-Day Guarantee
Which side of the pot are you?
One question, two house blends. Every bag is a full pound, fully caffeinated, roasted for you after you order.
His House
- Medium-dark roast
- Doesn't need cream or sugar
- About 45 cups per bag
Straight to secure Shopify checkout.
Her House
- Medium roast
- Doesn't yell at you at 5AM
- About 45 cups per bag
Straight to secure Shopify checkout.
One of Each
- Both house blends, one box
- About 90 cups total
- Free shipping on 2+ bags
Ordering today puts your bags into the next 48-hour roast.
Real coffee, real caffeine. No decaf on this page, no syrup, no sugar in the bag.
How it works
You order
Pick your bags and check out through our secure Shopify store.
We roast it for you
Your coffee is roasted within 48 hours of your order. It doesn't exist until you ask for it.
It ships to your door
Sealed in heavy-duty resealable 1 lb bags to stay fresh. Free shipping on 2+ bags.
Meet Kyle and Jill, not a warehouse
Too Damn Early Coffee Company is a family-run, Native American owned roastery. We started it for people who get up before the sun and want the first cup of the day to be worth it.
Every order is roasted within 48 hours of when you place it. No warehouse shelf life, no stale nonsense, no $7-a-cup coffee shop markup.
The two house blends are the ones we drink ourselves. They started as an argument about how coffee should taste, and we never settled it. You get to pick the winner.
Kyle & Jill. A husband and wife team, up before the sun.
What customers say
“This is hands down the best coffee I’ve ever had. Smooth, rich, and never bitter.”
“Shipped fast, roasted fresh, and the flavor is next level. You can taste the difference.”
“I was impressed from the very first sip. Rich flavor, great aroma, and amazing quality.”
Customer reviews from toodamnearlycoffee.com
Love it or we make it right
If it isn't the best coffee you've had, tell us within 30 days and we'll refund you. No return shipping games, no hoops. That's the whole policy.
Questions people actually ask
Is it really roasted after I order?
Yes. Orders are roasted within 48 hours of when you place them, then shipped in heavy-duty resealable 1 lb bags. That's why it tastes different from grocery store coffee that sat in a warehouse.
What's actually in the bag?
Both house blends are 100% arabica coffee, straight up. His House is a bolder medium-dark roast, Her House a smooth medium. No syrups, no sugar in the bag.
How long does shipping take?
Roasting takes up to 48 hours, then your order ships. Most US orders arrive within about a week of ordering. You'll get tracking by email from our Shopify store.
Whole bean or ground?
Your call, both are the same price. If you have a grinder, whole bean stays fresh longest. If not, ground is ready to brew in any drip machine, pour over, or French press.
What if I don't like it?
Tell us within 30 days and we refund you. We'd rather lose a few dollars than have you stuck with coffee you don't drink.
Who's behind this?
Kyle and Jill. Too Damn Early Coffee Company is a family-run, Native American owned roastery in the USA. When you email us, a person answers.
Tomorrow morning is coming either way
Might as well have something worth getting up for.
Pick Your Side